A Pony is like a little horse, it has a big snout and antlers. It uses its whiskers to communicate with other ponies. It is a soft creature with delicate features. It makes a clicking sound when it walks around. Its diet includes anchovies, steroids, and dogs. When threatened it hides under a pizza. ponies are best utilized for sorting potatos. Its head is 95% iron, 5% grapefruit juice. There is a cabinet in the pony's stomach that can be accessed for transporting goods.
Early in a pony's lifespan, the pony reaches a stage of intense confusion, and must wander separate dimensions on a quest for knowledge. Once the knowledge is accessed, the pony must purchase art goods and assimilate the knowledge into what is known as "ponycraft", or a kind of pony collage. It is usually on a 24"x36" neon green posterboard, although other colors have been observed.
What ponies cannot do:
- ponies are not good at photography
- ponies cannot predict the future
- ponies are poor ride-givers and must not be ridden at all, ever.
- ponies do not have the ability to consume liquor, although beer and rice wine are fine.
- ponies do not fold laundry except while being brutally beaten.
What ponies CAN do:
- ponies can collect stamps
- ponies can operate dunflower machinery or clattids
- ponies can eat fiberglass
- ponies can support PHP, SQL or program C#
